AISubs v3.7
There's a moment when the river becomes the sea.
I want to find out where that is!
- Water. - Ah!
- The river! - River!
FINDING THE RIVER
- There's something like a light blue apica by the northern sea. - Huh?
Huh? Isn't this the sea?
Okay, let's stand in between.
At first, it's like "goo, chug, goo", you know?
- Go for it. - I hope this is where we meet.
What?!
- What?! - What is this?!
It's dirty!
What is this?!
- Our sea is too dirty! - What is this?!
It's like coffee and cappuccino floating in the air.
- Ah! - Sorry about that.
- Thank you. - Okay, go ahead.
- It's a river! - Huh?!
- It's a river. It's pretty much like the sea. - It's a river.
Oh...
FINDING THE RIVER
I'm sorry for suddenly turning the camera around like that.
You idiot, you're pooping!
- Ah! - Ah!
Watch out! Watch out!
FINDING THE RIVER
You can't grab poop like that!
FINDING THE RIVER
Shibata-kun...
He pooped in the glass, so...
The glass is gone now.
So, let's save it with our hands.
The river is a little far away, so...
Since we feel bad for him, as a reward...
- We'll go all the way to the river. - Sounds like fun.
Rock, paper, scissors, whoever wins goes first.
- Rock, paper, scissors, go! - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Ah, Shibayu! - Go for it!
- Oh! - Oh!
You're good!
You can just go with your hands, right?
How is it?
Whoa!
- Whoa! - A completely different height of a cliff.
Wait! This is the sea!
- This is suspicious, right? - This is the sea!
- Reality. - Hmm?
- Oh! - Human wisdom.
- I don't like this. - A miracle appears.
If you lower it and tie it with a croc...
Oh! A miracle!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Wait! - Ah!
- Ah!
Wait!
- Wait! - How long are you going to do that for?
- Ah! It went in! - It went in!
- Where did it go? - Ah! It's there!
What should we do with it?
- What are you doing? - You can do it! - Ah! It's heavy! - Ah! Can you do it? Ah! It went in!
- And you can drink it! You can drink it! You can drink it! - I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
- Drink it! How is it? - It's a river!
- It's only 2km to the sea, but look at this! It's already the sea! - By the way, I wonder what that person is thinking.
- Is he thinking "I'm at the sea right now"? - If you asked "Is this the sea? Is this a river?", which one would he answer?
- That's true. - Ready, set... Is this the sea? Is it a river?
- Well, let's go. - Let's go.
Rock, paper, scissors!
- Alright! - Alright!
- Itadakimasu. - Itadakimasu.
- In conclusion, it's a river. - Yes. - But it tastes like it. - I see.
- But you know, you can't say that just by looking at this view. - Well, yeah.
- It might just be that your body is polluted right now. - That's right.
- 1km to the sea! - Alright, let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors!
- Alright, let's do rock, paper, scissors. - Wait, isn't this the beach? It's the sea! - Oh, you're right. - It's the sea! - Oh, you're right!
- Itadakimasu. - Okay. - There's a wave.
- 1km to the sea! How is it? - It's new! - It's new!
- Ready, set... - Whoa, wait! - If the sea's normal salt water is 100...
- It's about 8 here, isn't it? - It's about 7 here. - It's about that much, isn't it?
- There's water, there's the beach, and there's salt water. - You're right, it might be the sea.
- But like, isn't it convincing? - Yeah. - Let's just call this place "a place neither sea nor river".
- Once you get to the 0km point and it's completely sea...
- Let's just call this place "a place neither sea nor river". - Let's just go to the 0km point.
- What you see over there, that's probably the end of the river, isn't it? - That's right.
- That's definitely the end of the river. - That's it!
- According to the description of each place, this is the sea from here. - This 0.0...
- We've arrived. - We've arrived. - Let's get off!
- Let's all drink this and say this number as "normal water level is 100".
- Drink it!
- Ready, set... - 10! - 16! - It's still a river. - I can't say it's a sea at all.
- The national transportation agency is a fishing group. - If you say "take me to the sea" in the summer vacation and they take you here...
- You'll get angry. - You'll get angry about this.
- From here, let's go to the world of negative water level, the world of darkness, where the national transportation agency said.
- Ah, I'm scared. - Let's go to the world of negative water level. - Let's step in.
- Let's go!
- Can I say one thing?
- When I was in middle school, I walked all the way to high school for school activities.
- I walked 25km with my own strength and had an event to make me feel like I've grown up.
- So I went to the 0.0km place earlier.
- We walked 25km there and said, "We've come all the way to the sea!"
- We got excited and went home.
- "We've come all the way to the sea!" "We're amazing!" We got excited and went home.
- With those feet!
- When I think about it now, I was happy with those feet and I was really sad.
- At that time, there was no testing? - There wasn't.
- We thought we were at the sea.
- We were controlled by the national transportation agency.
- So it's not just the national transportation agency, but also the Ministry of Education and Science.
- What?!
- What kind of school is this?! - The Education Committee is also wrong!
- The country is doing secret fishing. What's wrong with this?
- Is there a reason why we're wrong?
- We might be filming a really grey video right now.
- It's bad, but we might be banned. - We might be banned.
- It might be, but we have to live in justice.
- Let's aim for evil!
- Let's go to the sea where the national road traffic code has decided, minus 1400 meters away.
- Is it really the sea?
- Let's go to the sea or river.
- Okay!
- Let's go!
- Are you ready?
- One, two...
- The sea!
It's the sea!
This is the sea!
It's the sea!
The speed limit set by the Ministry of Transport and Tourism is between the sea and river.
The sea and river are the same.
There are places called places that are neither sea nor river.
That's the zero kilometer limit.
So there wasn't a boundary line?
There wasn't.
So there wasn't a boundary line?
There wasn't!
So there wasn't a boundary line between the sea and river?
There wasn't!
Everyone, please go to the zero kilometer limit set by the Ministry of Transport and Tourism and think, "Wow, it's neither sea nor river."
To be honest, the Ministry of Transport and Tourism didn't lie.
Let's meet again in a place neither sea nor river.
Bye bye!